I got kicked off the J last night on my ride home for being too drunk and disorderly. Are they kidding me! I've seen bums have sex on the car and they didn't get kicked off. It was like Max Fischer getting kicked out of Rushmore. Apparently the disorderly part had something to do with convincing a mariachi band to play InagaddaDaVida. No worries, I just put on my game face and got on the next car. I would like to formally apologize to the J for my behavior and to the Mariachi band as they got kicked off as well.
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As the Conductor of the J, I remember the night your Mother concieved you with one of those bums in the back of the J. The Marachis wrer their playing
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