Dear Mr. Charles,
Perhaps you're unaware that the J was apart of the Tokyo underground sreetcar scene in the early 80's. Yes, the Reagan years.
It's also a well known fact that the J has the sexdrive of a mongoose. Even preschoolers should be aware of that!
The story of the the J's immaculate conception (otherwise known as the miracle on 24th Street) is no fabrication. And what you've read in the tabloids about what the J does late night is bullshit and none of your business.
Vote the J for a better tomorrow or risk losing all your money and the right to eat carne asada.
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Dr. Mr Matias:
I repeat: the J-Church Line is not the real J. In fact, from this point on, I will refer to your candidate as “the j.”
Just where would your j be today if it hadn’t been for the efforts of my caboose, the lovely Chattanooga Choo Choo? While j was cavorting in Tokyo, Choo Choo was fighting against the trolley track to nowhere. Without her effort, j would have found itself at the end of the line!
We’re above tabloids. But what about all those internet rumors we notice you conveniently ignored? How the j replaced the American flag with the handicapped logo? Or how the j doesn’t put its trolley polls over its generator whenever an Abba song is played?
In conclusion: our riders will not be railroaded by j’s threatening to cut off the supply of foreign foods like corny asada. They eat American food like pizza and frankfurters. And they reject j in favor of the real J – John McCain – the streetcar named Desire!
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