Happy Halloween!

If this doesn’t piss people off….

I don’t know what will! I'm just bummed that I'm not talented enough to add the Manny dreads.

The Great Debate

Dear Mr. Charles,

Perhaps you're unaware that the J was apart of the Tokyo underground sreetcar scene in the early 80's. Yes, the Reagan years.

It's also a well known fact that the J has the sexdrive of a mongoose. Even preschoolers should be aware of that!

The story of the the J's immaculate conception (otherwise known as the miracle on 24th Street) is no fabrication. And what you've read in the tabloids about what the J does late night is bullshit and none of your business.

Vote the J for a better tomorrow or risk losing all your money and the right to eat carne asada.

Fade to black but back to orange

I apologize for the lack of any recent posts but with the pending financial crisis I have been forced to take drastic measures. Not only did I have to shut off my internet but I also had to start walking to work. Thats right, NO J!!! I have also been reading the Examiner.

But with the bailout on the way I have Comcast hooking up the high speed and I bought an October Muni pass so let the shenanigans begin huh.

My time off the J made me realize what a special gem the J really is and next time I will give up food and the Ladies bc before I give up the J!

Yours,

Matias Grey

Presidential Poll ( See top right)

Westside!

I had some cousins in from New York last night. Good people. Well, not my real cousins, as in my mom's brother's loser ass kids but my mom's cousin and her kids. Kinda like the way the Greeks just throw out the word cousin. Los gente bien none-the-less

Anyways, one thing led to another and the J came up. But not my J their J. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J_(New_York_City_Subway_service) I find it odd that none of my fans in New York have brought the NYJ to my attention.

My initial reaction was to defend my ride and claim it as the best J in the land. But there have been way too many preventable murders over the West Coast/East Coast Train Battle.

So I say we lay the tracks down across this great nation and make one awesome J! Maybe even across the world. WAIT... that sounds like some hippy shit. The NYJ is tyrd and is probably still wearing British Knights. What?!

The J knows the rules before he breaks them

The fashion police were not to happy with the J this morning when it rolled on through rocking white footwear. But what I've learned from the J is that it's not only fashionably late but also fashionably dressed.

Purchase Clarification* The J didn't buy these shoes at a Mission thrift store with it's left over money from art school. He bought them in Italy during an International rendezvous last year. This isn't a pair of hipster kicks!