Thursday, October 2, 2008

Fade to black but back to orange


I apologize for the lack of any recent posts but with the pending financial crisis I have been forced to take drastic measures. Not only did I have to shut off my internet but I also had to start walking to work. Thats right, NO J!!! I have also been reading the Examiner.

But with the bailout on the way I have Comcast hooking up the high speed and I bought an October Muni pass so let the shenanigans begin huh.

My time off the J made me realize what a special gem the J really is and next time I will give up food and the Ladies bc before I give up the J!

Yours,

Matias Grey

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Westside!



I had some cousins in from New York last night. Good people. Well, not my real cousins, as in my mom's brother's loser ass kids but my mom's cousin and her kids. Kinda like the way the Greeks just throw out the word cousin. Los gente bien none-the-less

Anyways, one thing led to another and the J came up. But not my J their J. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J_(New_York_City_Subway_service) I find it odd that none of my fans in New York have brought the NYJ to my attention.

My initial reaction was to defend my ride and claim it as the best J in the land. But there have been way too many preventable murders over the West Coast/East Coast Train Battle.

So I say we lay the tracks down across this great nation and make one awesome J! Maybe even across the world. WAIT... that sounds like some hippy shit. The NYJ is tyrd and is probably still wearing British Knights. What?!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

The J knows the rules before he breaks them




The fashion police were not to happy with the J this morning when it rolled on through rocking white footwear. But what I've learned from the J is that it's not only fashionably late but also fashionably dressed.

Purchase Clarification* The J didn't buy these shoes at a Mission thrift store with it's left over money from art school. He bought them in Italy during an International rendezvous last year. This isn't a pair of hipster kicks!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

J Wins Gold!


In a race for the ages, the J took down it's rivals from Chinatown and Russian Hill to win the Gold Medal in the 08' PT (Public Transportation) Olympics.

*There has been speculation that the J was on performance enhancers during the race but J denies all allegations. The verdict will lay in the hands of public opinion.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Monday, July 21, 2008

dia sin flores



Flower edition canceled:

So I was thinking to myself “what harm is it for a dude to rock some flowers on the J? People know the deal.”

But right as I was picking up a lovely bouquet from Amadeus Flower Shop I receive a text from the lady reading

“ wtf passport denied, CA has no records of the marriage.”

Hmm interesting, seems like a message from God to me. We’re going to have to straighten this thing out with Arnie before I can conduct any such social experiments on the J.