'That Guy' flower edition

So it's Matias and the Lady's anniversary. The Lady is demanding flowers. OK, she's worth it. But here's my dilemma.
-Should I get the flowers on my walk from work to the Embarcadero Station and be 'that guy' with flowers on the J?
-Or should I get off at 24thy Street, get the flowers, take the next J and minimize my 'that guyness'?

Advantages: I wouldn't have to get off the J.
Disadvantages: I would be that guy on the J with flowers.


Ill keep you posted with the what-have-you.

Fool you once, shame on me

It absolutely baffles me that with all of the posted comments, suggestions and criticism that I've received that nobody has called me out on finishing the race. "Yeah you ride the J from Day to the Bay, but what about Balboa Park?" Okay, you got me. How can I blog about the J without fulling tasting the fruit that it bares.

So on a recent trip to SFO it was decision time. Take a cab or take the J to Balboa Park and transfer to BART like a man. I knew what I had to do.

I boarded the J at 30th going outbound. I was feeling pretty good as the J hit San Jose Street but as we approached Glen Park my nerves got to me. I wanted to roll out of thing naked at 15mphs Walter Sobchak style. But I knew I couldn't let YOU down. I knew I couldn't let myself down. When I exited the J at the Balboa Park Station it was the happiest moment of my life.

J Cruise

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Happy Birthday J !!!

Some people think that J was born on June 30th at 11:59PM while others think that she was born on July 1 at 12:00AM. The problem was that J's parents wanted to name her after the month she was born in. The controversy ultimately led to a compromise. Shorten both months by three letters and call it a day. Either way, Happy Birthday J you little Cancer you. Lets see what's in store for you...

Love Train

I was searching the "Missing Connections" page on the SF Craigslist site (I thought I saw my 4th grade girlfriend in the Tenderloin) when I came across this:



It appears that the J is getting a little desperate for some lovin.

If this love affair doesn't work out I say we get the J on match.com in the international section. Maybe hook it up with a Japanese bullet train?

Rock the Vote

I urge all of you to get out there and Vote Yes on Proposition J.

As you know if this very important proposition passes the J will service as a nightly mobile dance party from 11pm until 3am with all proceeds going to Noe Valley homeless shelter.

Whether you’re a fan of high speed dance floors or simply want to clean up the Valley this is a great opportunity. Get out and vote!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

MORGASM-
We congratulate you on the engagement. We recommend you tie the knot on the J!