F@#%, so it finally happened, *deep breathe* sigh* F@#%!!!
The wallet got stolen.
I didn’t notice until the Embarcadero station when the Muni Officer was checking for tickets. When I reached for my wallet to show him the pass the sinking feeling (kick in the nuts) hit me. Nothing there, (wallet not nuts). What made matters worse was my hysterical attempt to talk my way out of the ticket, “ I don’t have my pass because my wallet just got stolen asshole.” The officer almost arrested me for disorderly conduct. Can Muni Officer’s do that?
Here are my suspects. Sorry for the profiling.
- Mission High School student wearing Giants cap with sticker on brim. Exited at 16th and Church. Maybe he needed lunch money?
- Old Greek lady holding a loaf of bread. Exited at Market. Maybe she needs X-Mas money for the grand kids?
- Business man wearing business man duds. Exited at Montgomery. Maybe the dude is getting fired from his bond trader position?
