Happy Birthday J !!!

Some people think that J was born on June 30th at 11:59PM while others think that she was born on July 1 at 12:00AM. The problem was that J's parents wanted to name her after the month she was born in. The controversy ultimately led to a compromise. Shorten both months by three letters and call it a day. Either way, Happy Birthday J you little Cancer you. Lets see what's in store for you...

Love Train

I was searching the "Missing Connections" page on the SF Craigslist site (I thought I saw my 4th grade girlfriend in the Tenderloin) when I came across this:



It appears that the J is getting a little desperate for some lovin.

If this love affair doesn't work out I say we get the J on match.com in the international section. Maybe hook it up with a Japanese bullet train?

Rock the Vote

I urge all of you to get out there and Vote Yes on Proposition J.

As you know if this very important proposition passes the J will service as a nightly mobile dance party from 11pm until 3am with all proceeds going to Noe Valley homeless shelter.

Whether you’re a fan of high speed dance floors or simply want to clean up the Valley this is a great opportunity. Get out and vote!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

MORGASM-
We congratulate you on the engagement. We recommend you tie the knot on the J!